☕ FUCK OFF. I'M CAFFEINATING.
11 oz
£9.99 GBP
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☕ FUCK OFF. I'M CAFFEINATING.
Not every conversation needs to happen before coffee.
This mug is for the people who need caffeine, not conversation. With its unapologetically rude attitude, angry little mug and bold design, it's the perfect way to make your morning boundaries crystal clear.
Whether you're at home, at work, or desperately trying to survive another Monday, this mug delivers the message so you don't have to.
**Coffee first. Fuck everyone later.**
Perfect for your own morning ritual or as a gift for the friend who absolutely should not be spoken to before their first coffee.
**Features:**
* Premium ceramic mug
* Available in **11 oz** and **15 oz**
* **11 oz:** Height 3.85" (9.8 cm), Diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
* **15 oz:** Height 4.7" (12 cm), Diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
* Glossy finish with a bold, vibrant print
* Lead and BPA-free
* Dishwasher and microwave safe
⚠️ **Warning:** May cause increased caffeine consumption, reduced tolerance for small talk and an uncontrollable urge to tell people to fuck off.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
☕ FUCK OFF. I'M CAFFEINATING.
£9.99 GBP
Taxes included.
Not every conversation needs to happen before coffee.
This mug is for the people who need caffeine, not conversation. With its unapologetically rude attitude, angry little mug and bold design, it's the perfect way to make your morning boundaries crystal clear.
Whether you're at home, at work, or desperately trying to survive another Monday, this mug delivers the message so you don't have to.
**Coffee first. Fuck everyone later.**
Perfect for your own morning ritual or as a gift for the friend who absolutely should not be spoken to before their first coffee.
**Features:**
* Premium ceramic mug
* Available in **11 oz** and **15 oz**
* **11 oz:** Height 3.85" (9.8 cm), Diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
* **15 oz:** Height 4.7" (12 cm), Diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
* Glossy finish with a bold, vibrant print
* Lead and BPA-free
* Dishwasher and microwave safe
⚠️ **Warning:** May cause increased caffeine consumption, reduced tolerance for small talk and an uncontrollable urge to tell people to fuck off.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.